Escape to Paradise: Aothai Bangsare Resort Awaits in Pattaya!
Oh. My. God. Escape to Paradise? Aothai Bangsare Resort in Pattaya – Did it Actually Deliver? (Spoiler: Mostly, YES!)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from a whirlwind adventure at the Aothai Bangsare Resort in beautiful Pattaya, Thailand. And let me tell you, writing a review this exhaustive is like… well, like trying to eat a whole buffet. (Which, by the way, they do have a buffet. We'll get to that.) So, here’s the honest, messy, and hopefully helpful lowdown, complete with all the quirks and personal tangents you didn't know you needed.
First Impressions: Getting There & Getting IN… (Accessibility & Convenience, y'all!)
Right off the bat, I've got a weird confession. My usual method of transportation is a mix of questionable tuk-tuks and aggressive optimism. But this time, I splurged on the airport transfer. And you know what? Worth. Every. Baht. Especially after a long flight. The Aothai team met me at the airport after a long flight and guided me and my bags. Smooth sailing, zero drama.
Now, I'm not using a wheelchair, but I noticed the resort definitely tries to be accessible. They've got an elevator, which is crucial, and I saw some facilities for disabled guests marked. I can't personally vouch for how thorough it is, but they do make an effort. Parking? Plenty of it, and it's free of charge – a lifesaver in a city like Pattaya. They even have a car power charging station which is amazing for electric cars. (Who are the car-power chargers?)
Check-in was a breeze! And it felt safe!
The check-in/out procedure was surprisingly painless, with both contactless check-in/out and a 24-hour front desk. They're also on point with security: CCTV in common areas and outside the property, 24-hour security – you feel like you're in good hands. They even have fire extinguishers and smoke alarms – a seriously welcome touch, especially in a tropical paradise where things might get a little too heated.
Rooms: The Comfort Zone (and the occasional questionable design choice)
Okay, let’s talk rooms. Mine was a lovely little sanctuary. I went for the standard package. Okay, I went for the standard package. And I found all the Available in all rooms amenities, like air conditioning (a MUST!), alarm clock, bathrobes, coffee/tea maker, free bottled water, internet access – wireless and LAN (super handy), ironing facilities, mini bar, safe box, satellite/cable channels, shower, slippers, smoke detector, telephone, toiletries, and Wi-Fi [free]. I also appreciated the daily housekeeping and wake-up service, because honestly, I'm useless without them.
But here’s the thing. The design. It was… interesting. The blackout curtains were amazing for sleeping in after a late night. But the decor was… a choice. Let's leave it at that. Fortunately, the overall comfort and cleanliness more than made up for any questionable aesthetic decisions. Everything was spotless. Seriously. I'm talking rooms sanitized between stays, with professional-grade sanitizing services. Huge props for that. I felt safe, and that’s a big deal in this post-pandemic world. The individually-wrapped food options and hand sanitizer stations everywhere said they take hygiene seriously. They also offer Room sanitization opt-out available.
Dining, Drinking, & Snacking: Food Glorious Food! (And a Few Minor Mishaps)
Ah, the food. Where do I even begin? Aothai has options!
- The Asian breakfast was a delight. The Western breakfast was equally impressive, and they had plenty of Asian cuisine in restaurants, Western cuisine in restaurant and International cuisine in restaurant. The buffet in restaurants was a feast for the eyes and the stomach. So many options! I can’t keep track.
- The bar looked delightful.
- The coffee/tea in restaurant was always available.
- I also enjoyed the lunch in restaurant, salad in restaurant, soup in restaurant, and desserts in restaurant.
- Plus, they had a fantastic poolside bar. Sipping cocktails in the sun? Yes, please!
- There's also 24-hour room service which is a godsend when you're feeling lazy (which, let's be honest, is most of the time on vacation).
The downside? One time, the coffee in the restaurant was lukewarm. But let's be real, that's a minor blip in an otherwise excellent dining experience.
Things To Do, Ways to Relax: Paradise Found (or at least, a Very Good Approximation)
Alright, now for the fun stuff. This place is designed for chillin’.
- The Pool: The swimming pool [outdoor] is gorgeous, as is the pool with a view. Seriously, I lost hours just floating around, staring at the scenery.
- Massage is a Must: I booked a massage. Life-changing. They also have a sauna, spa and steamroom, which, if I’m honest, I didn’t get around to. Regret!
- Fitness Center: There’s a fitness center. I walked past it. Twice. Let's just say I prioritized the poolside cocktails over the treadmill. Priorities, people!
- Other Relaxing Things: They offer Body scrub and Body wrap – I didn't try them, but they're there, waiting to pamper you.
For The Kids & Extras (A little bit of everything!)
- Family Friendly: They are friendly to the little ones.
- Convenience Store: They have a convenience store – perfect for grabbing snacks for a midnight movie marathon.
- Other Amenities: Also included for special events, they have Audio-visual equipment for special events, an Indoor venue for special events, an Outdoor venue for special events, Wireless for special events, and more.
- Additional Amenities: They have a hair dryer, mirror, and Scale.
- If you are looking for somewhere quiet you can select a Non-smoking room or a Couple's room
- They also had a Shrine
Cleanliness & Safety: Keeping it Real
The Aothai seriously impressed me here. They go the extra mile to make you feel safe. I already mentioned the anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, and rooms sanitized between stays. It’s all there. Also, they have professional-grade sanitizing services. And the staff all seemed to be thoroughly trained in safety protocol. They offer Cashless payment service and a Doctor/nurse on call.
The Bottom Line: Should You Book It?
ABSOLUTELY! Look, Aothai Bangsare Resort isn't perfect. But it's a fantastic escape. The good far outweighs the few minor niggles. It’s clean, comfortable, offers some real relaxation, and it’s a really good value for what you get.
My Quirky Recommendation
Don't be afraid to order the Thai iced tea from the poolside bar. Actually, you must! Seriously, it's what vacation dreams are made of.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're not just planning a trip, we're living one. This is my, and let's be honest, probably your, potential Aothai Bangsare Resort in Pattaya, Thailand itinerary. Forget perfectly curated Instagram feeds, this is gonna be a rollercoaster of sun, sand, and questionable decisions (mostly on my part).
Day 1: Arrival and Initial Panic (and Maybe a Mai Tai or Five)
- Morning (or whenever the heck I wake up after that red-eye): Touchdown in Suvarnabhumi Airport! Okay, deep breaths. Passport…check. Visa (if needed)… double-check. Suddenly remember I packed my phone charger… or did I? Commence internal panic attack. Find a SIM card stand and get ripped off slightly because, let's face it, jet lag brain is prime target. Then, the REAL adventure begins: the taxi ride to Aothai Bangsare. Hope the driver doesn't try to "sightsee" us all the way to Chonburi.
- Mid-Day: Arrive at the resort. First impressions? Stunning. Seriously, the pictures DO NOT do it justice. The lobby is all open-air, and the sea breeze is already washing away the travel grime. Check-in? Hopefully painless. I’m praying the room has air conditioning that actually works.
- Afternoon: The Great Unpack and Reconnaissance Mission: Unpack, quickly assess the room (air conditioning? Check! Bed… comfortable? I hope so. Is there a balcony? YES!). Time for a walkabout. Explore the grounds, locate the pool bar (priority one, obviously), scout the beach, and generally get acclimated to this little slice of paradise. Oh, and sunscreen. Lots and lots of sunscreen.
- Evening: Sunset Cocktails and Food Coma: Find the perfect spot for sunset cocktails. I’m thinking a Mai Tai is mandatory. Maybe two. Or three. Ok, maybe four. Then dinner. Seafood, undoubtedly. I'm picturing grilled fish, fresh papaya salad, and enough sticky rice to induce a serious food coma. Hope the resort’s restaurant is good or I am heading out to find a local joint and order something I don't entirely understand.
Day 2: Beach Day (and Maybe a Brush with Disaster)
- Morning: The Beach Assault: Wake up, ideally without a monumental headache. Head straight to the beach. This is it, the reason we came. Sun, sand (fingers crossed it's actually soft), and the turquoise ocean. I'll try to be a good beachgoer, not one of those people who leaves their stuff unattended and then complains about things getting stolen. And maybe, just maybe, I'll even try to learn how to paddleboard. (Famous last words, I know.)
- Mid-day: Sunburned Sadness (Probably): The paddleboarding thing? Yeah, let's just say the ocean won. I fell (repeatedly), swallowed half the sea, and now my dignity is somewhere near the ocean floor. And I'll probably get a bad sunburn. Note to self: Reapply sunscreen like a maniac.
- Afternoon: Poolside Sloth: Retreat to the pool, defeated but determined to enjoy the rest of the day. Maybe a cold Singha beer. Maybe two. Or three. Definitely going full sloth-mode.
- Evening: The Market Debacle: Tonight, we venture out to a local market. I'm excited, and also terrified. I imagine the smells, the crowds, the potential of getting hopelessly lost and buying something completely useless. Let's hope my haggling skills are up to par. I'm aiming for a cool souvenir or two, but I’m probably going to end up with a t-shirt that says "I Heart Pattaya" (god help me.)
Day 3: Culture Crash Course (and a Potential Tattoo)
Morning: Temples and Traditions: Today, we're hitting the cultural highlights. A visit to a local temple is a must. Respectful attire is mandatory (I’ll try to remember my shoulders). Maybe a bit of meditation (I'm terrible at it, but I'll try).
Mid-Day: A Culinary Adventure (or Misadventure): Gotta try some authentic Thai food, outside of the resort restaurant. I'm usually a chicken and vegetables kind of guy. But in Thailand… I'm open to trying anything once, even the stuff that looks slightly… questionable. Pad thai, green curry, maybe even some street food! If I don't get sick, I shall consider this a win.
Afternoon: The Tattoo Temptation: Okay, here's where things get interesting. I've always secretly wanted a tattoo. And Thailand is the perfect place to get one… right? The price is cheap, the designs are cool, and the atmosphere seems right. But, also, potential for disaster. I'll check out some local artists, maybe haggle for a decent price. If the vibe and the artist feel right… let's just say this afternoon could get permanently interesting.
Evening: Regrets and Resolutions: Assuming I don't run screaming from the tattoo parlor, I'll spend the evening debating whether or not I made a terrible mistake. If so, maybe a long massage? Then a nice, quiet dinner at the resort, and early to bed. Day 4: Island Escape and Post-Travel Blues
Morning: Koh Lan Adventure: A day trip to Koh Lan Island! Promise of white-sand beaches and snorkeling. This is supposed to be the picture-perfect postcard stuff. Hopefully, the ferry ride isn't too rough, and I don't end up looking like a seasick zombie. Snorkeling? I'm hoping to see some fish. Maybe even a sea turtle!
Mid-day: Snorkeling and Sunburn Double Whammy: Okay, so the snorkeling was amazing! So many fish, clear water. The sun? Not so amazing. I've officially fried myself. Red as a lobster! Sunscreen FAIL. Note to self: next time, reapply more.
Afternoon: Last Spa Day: Back to the resort, straight to the spa. I need some serious aloe vera and a massage to undo the damage. This holiday is winding down; time to relax and soak up the last few hours of Thai bliss.
Evening: One Last Meal and the Bitter Blow of reality: One last delicious meal at the resort. Try to enjoy every bite, and maybe even savor remembering this amazing trip while at dinner. Then, the packing! Sigh. The dreaded moment. The reality of going back to work, and the daily grind, finally sets in.
Day 5: Departure and the Epilogue
- Morning: Goodbye Thailand (for Now!) One last breakfast, one last look at the ocean. The airport transfer… and the long flight home.
- Afternoon and Beyond: The Aftermath and the Memory: Arrive home. Unpack. Start laundry. And, of course, post a ton of photos on Instagram. Start planning the next adventure. Thailand, you were amazing. (And I will definitely be back). The memories, the tan (hopefully, it's a good one), and potentially a new tattoo, will last forever.
Escape to Paradise: Okay, Okay, Aothai Bangsare Resort... Let's Get Real. FAQs!
So, Is Aothai Bangsare REALLY "Paradise"? Lay it on me. The REAL truth.
Okay, "Paradise"... it's a loaded word, right? Did it feel like escaping to a literal utopia? Not exactly. There were definitely moments, though. Like, that first sunrise over the water? Yeah, that was pretty jaw-dropping. But then… the internet would drop out. And you’d have to wander around the bungalow trying to catch a bar of signal. So, paradise *with* a healthy dose of Thai quirkiness. Honestly? I'd take it. I'd take the slightly-dodgy internet for that sunrise any day. Just pack your patience. And maybe a good book. A *paper* book, you know, since the Kindle might glitch out. But yeah, a solid 7.5/10 paradise rating. (And the cocktails? They were damn near perfect.)
What's the vibe like? Is it all couples kissing on the beach at sunset, or is there room for a solo trip, you know?
Vibe? Relaxed. Very, very relaxed. There were definitely couples, holding hands, looking all lovey-dovey. Made me a little, you know, *observant* of the single-ness, but it wasn't overwhelmingly mushy. Lots of families, too. Kids splashing in the pool (which, by the way, was gorgeous, all infinity edge and shimmering blue). I saw a few solo travelers, reading, meditating, just generally *being*. Honestly, I felt comfortable on my own. Nobody judged my multiple trips to the buffet. (And trust me, those trips *were* frequent.) So, solo trips are totally doable. Just be prepared to feel a smidge… well, *alone* at times. But hey, sometimes that's the best part of a solo trip, right? Embrace the solo-ness! Bring a good book (again!).
The Rooms! Spill the tea. Are they luxury, or more…rustic? What about the air conditioning?
Rooms… okay, this is where things get *interesting*. "Rustic" is probably the kindest word. Think… charming bungalows, but maybe the charm is starting to fade a *little*. My AC? Let's just say it had its moments. Sometimes it worked like a champ, freezing me to the core. Other times, it sounded like a dying walrus and produced a faint breeze. I'm not kidding. ONE NIGHT I woke up drenched in sweat. Drenched. It was brutal. I ended up sleeping on the balcony... which actually wasn't the worst thing in the world because the stars were *amazing*. The bed? Comfy enough, considering. The bathroom... the water pressure was a bit... *suggestive* on occasion. But I ended up loving the quirks. The whole mismatched feeling was kind of… endearing. Just don't expect clinical perfection. Expect character. And maybe pack a small fan just in case.
Food, glorious food! What delights (or horrors) await? The food. Tell me about it!
The food! This is where Aothai Bangsare really shines. Seriously, the food was one of the best parts. They had a mix of Thai and Western options. The Thai dishes? Incredible. Seriously, pad thai to die for. (I may have eaten pad thai every single day. Don't judge me.) The seafood was fresh, and grilled perfectly. The breakfast buffet… oh, the breakfast buffet. Fruit, pastries, eggs cooked to order… I gained approximately five pounds. Worth it. They catered well for fussy eaters too, but please for the love of all things holy, try the real Thai food. Trust me. It's an experience. The only "horror"? My expanding waistline. And maybe the occasional overly-enthusiastic chili. But overall… *chef's kiss*. Definitely a highlight.
Stuff to do! What CAN you actually DO at this resort? Or are you just stuck on the beach forever?
Stuck on the beach forever? Well, you *could* be. The beach *is* gorgeous. But… there’s more! They have a lovely pool (as mentioned). There are watersports available. I think I saw someone jet-skiing. I did not. I was too busy reading my book and eating more pad Thai. They also have spa treatments. I got a Thai massage. It was… intense. In a good way. My muscles were screaming for a good hour afterwards but I felt amazing. They could arrange day trips to nearby islands and attractions. Basically, you can be as active or as lazy as you want. I leaned heavily into the lazy. But, hey, no judgment here if you want to get out and explore! Just don't expect a ton of organized activities. It's very, very chill.
Okay, but realistically… the downsides? Be honest. What sucked? Don't be afraid.
Okay, the downsides. Let's rip off the band-aid. The internet. Seriously, it was infuriating. The AC (as mentioned). Some minor maintenance issues here and there. One time, the power went out in my bungalow during a *thunderstorm*. Let me just say, facing some electrical gremlins in the pitch black isn't my favorite. And, yes, sometimes the service was a little… *slow*. But I think that’s just the Thai way, and you learn to embrace it. Honestly? I’d happily trade a perfect internet connection for that view from my balcony. And the overall chilled-out vibe. It wasn't perfect, but the imperfections were mostly… endearing. The biggest downer was leaving. That was a genuine bummer.
Is it kid-friendly? Should I drag my screaming toddlers here?
Kid-friendly? YES. Very kid-friendly. Loads of them, actually. The pool is great for kids, the beach obviously, and the staff were super patient and friendly with the little ones. Even the more… spirited… children. There wasn’t a dedicated kids’ club or anything, but there was plenty of space to run around. It's the kind of place where you can relax a little bit, knowing the kids are occupied, but still near enough to keep an eye on them. So, if you have screaming toddlers? Bring ‘em. But pack earplugs for *yourself*, too.
Would you go back? Seriously. Cut the BS.
Would I go back? Absolutely. Even with the dodgy internet and the temperamental AC. Because, you knowFind Hotel Now