Moxy Minneapolis Uptown: The Hottest Hotel in the Twin Cities?
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the neon, the noise, and the slightly wonky charm of the Moxy Minneapolis Uptown. Is it really the hottest hotel in the Twin Cities? Well, that depends if you consider "hot" a melting pot of millennial energy, Instagram bait, and a healthy dose of what-were-they-thinking-when-they-designed-this? Let's find out.
First Impressions: The Vibe Check
The Moxy throws itself at you like a puppy with boundless energy. Forget hushed lobbies and stuffy formality. This place screams "come party!" Think bright colors, playful artwork, and a general feeling that you've wandered into a very stylish, slightly unhinged, friend's apartment. The lobby is more of a social hub, blurring the lines between reception, bar, and hangout spot. It's accessible, thankfully, with ramps and elevators readily available. Navigating with a wheelchair seemed perfectly manageable, though I'm just assuming that.
The Room: A Stylish Confession
My room? Okay, let's be honest, it was tight. It's the kind of room perfectly designed for a solo traveler or a couple who really like each other and don't need much personal space. But hey, it was clean (important!), with Air conditioning, Free Wi-Fi blasting (Wi-Fi [free] -- thank the gods!), a comfy bed, and those signature Moxy quirky touches, like the exposed brick and the artwork that made me chuckle. The Blackout curtains were essential after a night of… research. And yeah, the free bottled water was a life-saver. Didn't see an Additional toilet, which is, I guess not a negative when I didn't order the room with one. Alarm clock? Check. Hair dryer? Present and accounted for. Ironing facilities? Sure, but probably don't think you're going to be using the Closet.
Safety & Cleanliness: Sanitized Anxiety?
Alright, let's get real. 2024 is still a pandemic-adjacent world. They say the Moxy is on top of it. The staff is all Staff trained in safety protocol. They're boasting about Anti-viral cleaning products and Daily disinfection in common areas, and Rooms sanitized between stays. I saw plenty of Hand sanitizer stations (another check!). Some Hygiene certification, but is it really? That I can't confirm. I'm always a bit skeptical, especially with the Room sanitization opt-out available. I mean, should I opt-out? It's a mind-bender. More trust is needed.
Food & Drink: Fueling the Party (or a Hangover)
Now, the fun begins! The lobby bar practically begs you to order a cocktail. The Poolside bar and Restaurants are convenient, but don't expect a Michelin-star experience. It's more about the atmosphere than the culinary heights. The Breakfast [buffet] looked pretty standard Breakfast service of options, plus the Asian breakfast. There is Happy hour. Let's be real, I might have spent a little too much time at Drinking, and snacking at the bar, so my views are a little… skewed. They do Room service [24-hour], which I can confirm, is a lifesaver if you've over-partied. The Coffee/tea in restaurant is available, and, oh god, I'm needing a Coffee shop! They have Salad in restaurant, and maybe a Soup in restaurant. I am sure there is a Desserts in restaurant, and an A la carte in restaurant.
Things to Do: Activities and Relaxation (Sort Of)
Okay, on to the fun.
- Pool with view: Sadly, no. Not at this Moxy. My main disappointment.
- Fitness center: Yup, there’s a gym. I'm not a gym person.
- Spa/sauna: Nope, also not a thing at this location, big bummer.
- Swimming pool [outdoor]: Still a negative.
So, in short, don't expect a relaxing retreat. It's all about the city and the scene.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Extras
The little things matter! Concierge: Helpful and friendly. Daily housekeeping: Yes, thank goodness. Laundry service: Available. Cash withdrawal: Easy peasy. Laptop workspace: Available, but depends on how much space you've got. Meeting/banquet facilities: Yep, they've got it. Elevator: Critical. Car park [free of charge]: Nope. Car park [on-site]. Car park is for you to worry about. Babysitting service, don't know, i was an only child.
My Ultimate Moxy Minneapolis Uptown Verdict?
Look, it's not perfect. It's loud. It's busy. It's not really the place for a peaceful getaway. But it's fun. It's energetic. It's well-designed. It caters to the modern traveler who wants a good time. You've got to embrace the chaos, the slightly cramped rooms, and the sense that you're always almost on the dance floor.
So, is it the hottest hotel in the Twin Cities? If "hot" means cool, vibrant, and a little bit chaotic, then yeah, maybe.
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups. We’re going to Minneapolis. Specifically, the Moxy Uptown. This ain’t your grandma’s itinerary, folks. This is… me. Prepare for a whole lotta "umms," "ahhs," and probably a few swear words. Let’s do this.
MINNEAPOLIS MAYHEM: A Moxy Uptown Mishap (and maybe a miracle?)
(Day 1: Landing in the Land of 10,000 Lakes – or at least, one really big one)
- 1:00 PM: Arrive at MSP. Okay, first hurdle: the airport. Hate airports. Always sweaty. ALWAYS. Trying to maintain a semblance of dignity while lugging my overstuffed carry-on. Praying the security line isn't a mile long. (Side note: why do they always make you pull out your laptop at security? It’s like a universal torture tactic).
- 1:30 PM: Uber/Lyft it to the Moxy Uptown. Fingers crossed the driver isn’t a chatty Cathy. (Sorry, Chatty Cathys, but sometimes a girl just wants silence). Anecdote: One time, I had a driver in Vegas who talked nonstop about his dog’s dental hygiene. I nearly lost my mind. Hoping for better luck this time.
- 2:00 PM - 2:30 PM: Check-in at the Moxy. Oh, the Moxy. The vibe. Alright, gotta be honest, I'm a sucker for a hotel that tries to be "cool". Hope they're actually cool, and not just… trying. Praying my room isn't the size of a shoebox. I need space to, you know, breathe. And maybe do a little jig.
- 2:30 PM - 3:30 PM: Room Reconnaissance & Unpacking. Okay, first impressions. Praying the walls aren’t thin (I am a light sleeper). And the bed… the bed better be comfortable. This is crucial. Unpack. Contemplate existence. Judge the shampoo and conditioner situation. (Why are hotel shampoos ALWAYS terrible?)
- 3:30 PM - 4:30 PM: Uptown Exploration – Aim for a quick stroll around the neighborhood. Okay, gotta get some perspective. Where am I? What's good around here? I’m hoping for something interesting. Maybe a quirky coffee shop. Maybe a bookstore. Maybe a cute dog. Honestly, I'd be happy with a cute dog. Quirky Observation: Is it just me, or does every city have that one street that's perpetually under construction? I swear, it's a conspiracy.
- 4:30 PM - 6:00 PM: The Wedge Co-op Dilemma. Ugh, I've spent hours scouring Yelp, and I'm still unsure about dinner. Should I get groceries and cook in my room? I might want to go to a restaurant. I see this spot called the Wedge Co-op. They make sandwiches. Decisions, decisions. Emotional Reaction: I'm already a little overwhelmed. Why does deciding on food always feel like life or death?? Ahhh.
- 6:00 PM - 7:30 PM: Dinner at the Wedge Co-op (or maybe not). God, okay, I made a decision. Sandwich. The Wedge Co-op's sandwiches are supposed to be incredible. Cross fingers. (If the sandwich isn't good I WILL cry.)
- 7:30 PM - 9:00 PM: Unwind at the Moxy Bar or Wander… Messy Structure/Rambling: Okay, so after the sandwich, maybe the bar? Or maybe I'll just sit in my room, eat my weight in snacks and watch bad TV. The freedom! OH. The freedom. I could even call a friend. Or not. The possibilities are endless.
(Day 2: Minneapolis Adventures & Potential Regrets)
- 8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Wake up. Assess bed comfort. Grade the coffee situation. (See, I'm being a foodie traveler and a lazy slob all in one.)
- 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Breakfast Battle. Breakfast in the Moxy? Or seek out something independently owned? Option 1 feels easier, but option 2… adventure! Opinionated Language: Let's be honest, hotel breakfasts are usually a disappointment. But the allure of convenience is strong. Okay, let's check the Moxy first, knowing it's probably going to be a sad, lukewarm affair.
- 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Walker Art Center. Big choice. Should I brave the sculpture garden (it's supposed to be epic)? Or should I just retreat back to the hotel? Emotional Reaction: I love art, but crowds make me twitchy. Ugh. Okay, breathe. Maybe I'll just go for an hour. Yeah. An hour.
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch. Somewhere near the Walker? Research time!
- 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: The Walker Sculpture Garden - Let's do it. I am so doing it.
- 3:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Ice Cream. I could use some icecream after all that art.
- 4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Lake Calhoun (Bde Maka Ska) Ramble - The Gloriously Messy. Okay, okay, I've seen those pictures. You know the ones. Minneapolis, what's a trip to the lakeshore without visiting the lake? I am rambling. I will let myself do this. Grab a sandwich, and a book, and just be. Stream-of-Consciousness Rambling: Ahhh, the lake. The water. Maybe I'll dip my toes in. Will there be ducks? I like ducks. Maybe. I don't know.
- 6:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Dinner. A restaurant? Explore.
- 8:00 PM Onward: Moxy Bar or Bedtime. Depends on the day.
(Day 3: Departure & Post-Trip Trauma)
- 8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Last Hotel Breakfast (sigh).
- 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Pack. (The most dreaded part of any trip).
- 10:00 AM - 11:00 AM: Final Uptown Stroll. One last look.
- 11:00 AM: Check Out. Say goodbye to the Moxy, probably with a touch of relief and a hint of sadness.
- 11:30 AM - 12:00 PM: Uber to MSP.
- 12:00 PM Onward: Flight home. Post-trip depression sets in.
- Post-Trip Trauma: Spend the next week trying to remember where I put my phone charger and debating whether or not I actually enjoyed the trip. Probably spend a week eating only pizza. The cycle begins anew.
Well, that’s it. That's my Minneapolis "plan." May the odds be ever in my favor… and may the coffee be strong. Wish me luck, folks. I'm gonna need it.
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Moxy Minneapolis Uptown: The Hottest... Or Just *There*? Let's Dive In. (Prepare for Rambling!)
Okay, "Hottest Hotel in the Twin Cities"? Really? What's the Deal with the Hype?
Look, the marketing is *loud*. Like, "SURF ROCK MUSIC AND FREE GAMES IN THE LOBBY!" loud. And it's in Uptown, which, let's be honest, *used* to be cool. (Don't @ me, I'm old.) So, the hype? It's a mashup of location, trendy design (think industrial chic meets Instagram bait), and a promise of "youthful energy." Basically, they're aiming to be the cool kid's hangout spot. But here's the thing... sometimes, the cool kids are just... annoying. More on that later.
The Rooms: Are They Worth the Price Tag? (And My Sanity?)
Alright, the rooms. Okay, they ARE stylish. Everything's clean, sleek, and efficiently *small*. Think "boutique" meaning "cozy." I stayed in one last month, and honestly, it felt like I was living in a really well-designed shoe box (a *stylish* shoe box, mind you). The bed? Comfortable. The lighting? Mood-setting, which is great until you're bleary-eyed at 6 AM and can't find the darn light switch. Seriously, took me five minutes; I was just blindly poking around like a confused mole. The bathrooms are... compact. Like, if you're a tall dude, prepare to sit sideways on the throne. The price? Well, it depends. Weekends? Prepare to shell out some serious dough. Mid-week? Maybe a bit more reasonable. Are they worth it? Depends on your priorities. If you *value* style over space and don't mind squeezing past your suitcase, then yeah, probably. If you’re claustrophobic? RUN. RUN FAR AWAY.
The Lobby: That Famous Social Hub. Does It *Actually* Work?
Ugh, the lobby. The *vibe*. They try SO hard. Giant games, a bar that’s supposedly "always buzzing", and enough bright colors to give you a migrane. I went down one night, ready to mingle, feeling optimistic, and… it felt about as lively as a Tuesday afternoon at the DMV. Honestly? I think the staff was trying to be *too* cool. They were all wearing these intentionally "hip" outfits, and their forced enthusiasm was... off-putting. It felt a little... staged. They *want* you to be having the best time ever, but sometimes, it's just too much. I found myself staring awkwardly at a game of giant Jenga, feeling like I was intruding on someone’s fun. It's a gamble. You might find a great scene. You might end up wanting to hide in your room and order pizza. (Which, by the way, the pizza delivery options are pretty solid.)
Food & Drink: Worth the Calories (and the Bill)?
Okay, so the bar is a big deal. They've got the usual craft cocktails and trendy beers. I tried a margarita, which was… decent. Nothing mind-blowing. Snacks? Mostly the usual bar fare. Nothing that screamed "must-try" to me. There’s talk about on-site dining options, but during my stay, they were more of a “concept” than an actual experience. (Heh, I got hungry and wandered out to the Uptown Diner, which, ironically, felt more trendy than the trendy hotel.) I've heard things change, but don't go expecting Michelin-star quality. Go expecting… what you'd expect from a hotel bar in a place that's trying *really* hard to be cool.
The Staff: Are They Actually Helpful (or Just Pretending)?
The staff! I didn't have any major issues, but they were definitely… *part of the act*. Super friendly, which is nice, but sometimes a little *too* eager to please. I asked for directions, and the guy practically did a cartwheel while pointing me towards the bus stop. (Okay, maybe not a cartwheel, but you get the idea.) They're young, energetic, and seem genuinely invested in making your stay fun. But again, it felt a *little* manufactured. It's hard to tell if their helpfulness is genuine or part of the overall branding. It’s a minor thing, but sometimes I just crave a surly hotel clerk.
Amenities: Beyond the Hype - What's *Actually* There?
Gym. It's there. Small. Adequate. I peeked in. Didn't use it (because, let's be real, I'm on vacation). Free Wi-Fi, which is a necessity. The "free games" in the lobby... see above. Some rooms come with fancy speaker systems, which are fun until they're not. Valet parking (expensive, of course). Pool? Nope. Spa? Nope. Basically, the amenities are focused on the basics, with a heavy emphasis on "social." If you're expecting a luxury experience, you're in the wrong place. If you're looking for a place to crash, hang out, and maybe make some new Instafriends, then you might be in the right place. Just don't be disappointed if it isn't the party they're selling you.
Location, Location, Location: Is Uptown the Place to Be?
Uptown... it has its moments. Great restaurants, plenty of bars, easy access to the lakes. It's convenient. The hotel *is* smack-dab in the middle of everything, which is a definite plus. Walking distance to a lot of stuff. However... the “cool” factor has faded a bit, in my humble opinion. It's a bit touristy these days. The area can get crowded, especially on weekends. And parking? Forget about it. But if you want to be in the heart of the action – even if that action is a little manufactured – then you're in the right spot. Just be prepared for the hustle and bustle. And the occasional screaming bachelorette party. (Seriously, I swear I heard one at 3 AM. I think they were doing "synchronized body shots." Ick.)
My Absolute Worst Experience (In a Stream-of-Consciousness Rant)
Okay, brace yourselves. This is where it gets messy. So, one night, I decided to be social. I went down to the lobby, determined to embrace the Moxy "vibe." Sat down at the bar. Ordered a drink. Now, I'm not usually one for getting into conversations with strangers, but I was feeling adventurous. This group of... *people*... came and sat next to me. They were loud. Unfunny. And, likeHotel For Travelers
