Eko Hotel Lagos: Unveiling Paradise in Nigeria's Thriving City!
Eko Hotel Lagos: My Love Affair (and the Occasional Grumble) with Paradise in Nigeria's Bustling City!
Alright, alright, settle down, travel bugs! Let's talk about Eko Hotel Lagos. Is it truly unveiling paradise? Well, buckle up, because I'm about to spill REAL tea – the good, the slightly-less-good, and the "wait, did that really just happen?" moments from my stay.
First Impressions: Glamour, Grit, and a Glimmer of Gold
Eko Hotel. The name itself whispers of luxury, and honestly, the first impression is… impressive. Towering, sleek, with a lobby that practically screams money. You feel like you’re stepping into a James Bond film (minus the evil genius, hopefully). The doorman is on point, always a friendly face (and a necessity in that Lagos heat). The 24-hour front desk is a lifesaver, especially when your internal clock is completely scrambled by the time difference. And yes, they've definitely got their act together with security [24-hour], because, let’s be honest, you want to feel safe in a city like Lagos.
The Accessibility Angle: A Mixed Bag (But They're Trying!)
Okay, let's get real about accessibility first. It's not perfect. Don't expect seamless, everything-is-perfectly-accessible stuff. There are facilities for disabled guests, which is a huge plus. The elevator is a must-have, obviously. But the overall feel is… evolving. I remember seeing a ramp next to one of the entrances, but the layout inside, particularly in some of the older sections, might present challenges for those who need it. So they're in the right direction. Definitely some points for trying, which is more than some places.
The Rooms: My Oasis (and the Occasional Mosquito Scare!)
Now, the rooms. OH, the rooms. My room? Air conditioning bliss, people. Absolutely essential in Lagos. Blackout curtains too, thank the heavens! (Jet lag is a real beast, and these blocks out the world) I had a non-smoking room, which was a definite win for me. And, thank goodness, a safe box because let’s face it, you need to secure your stuff. They provide free bottled water, which, again, in the heat, is a godsend.
But here's the real deal: one night, I swear, I heard a mosquito. A mosquito! In my seemingly impenetrable haven of air conditioning and luxury! Panic set in. My inner hypochondriac took over. I survived, but let that be a warning – carry your mosquito repellent! (But hey, they have smoke alarms and a fire extinguisher, so I guess they're trying to keep me safe from all sorts of threats).
The Internet Saga: Wi-Fi Dreams and (Occasional) Reality
Internet access. Ah, the modern traveler's eternal quest. They tout Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Well, mostly. It does go in and out in some rooms. But, come on, in this day and age, the Wi-Fi in public areas is consistently good (like the lobby, which is important). They also advertise Internet [LAN] (remember those?), and they provide Internet services. So at least you have backup options.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: When Food Meets Adventure
Let's talk food, because, honestly, that’s where the real stories emerge.
- Breakfast [buffet]: Now, this is where things get interesting. The Asian breakfast was a standout, with fresh dim sum. The Western breakfast was pretty standard, with the usual suspects – eggs, bacon, etc. You can get coffee/tea in restaurant, which is critical for early mornings. And the sheer variety is impressive. But try not to overeat, like I did. Trust me, the post-buffet regret is real. And they do Breakfast in room & Breakfast takeaway service
- Restaurants: They have several! Restaurants with options like Asian cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, and a Vegetarian restaurant. There’s a Poolside bar, where you can sip cocktails while pretending you're not dying of heat.
- The Quirky One: I asked for a salad. "We only have Caesar Salad Madam". Fine. I ordered it. What arrived was… a Caesar salad, but one with a Nigerian twist! It was good, surprisingly, but it highlighted the subtle difference from what I'm use to.
- Room Service: Room service is a solid option. When you have a day where you want an extra dose of comfort, it is a necessity. 24-hour room service. The menu is extensive, you can order your meals and snacks around the clock, and no one will judge you if you decide to stay in your robe all day. Total winner.
Ways to Relax: The Spa, The Pool, and the Unexpected Zen Moment
Okay, relaxation. They deliver on this front. The swimming pool [outdoor] is gorgeous, with that "pool with a view" that's basically your Instagram feed's dream come true. They have a Spa with a Sauna, and what I would describe a 'massage-adjacent' experience (the language barrier was a hurdle, but the result was good). They have a Fitness center, though I'll admit I only looked at it. They also offer Body scrub and Body wrap (I didn't go for either, but the idea sounds amazing).
Cleanliness and safety: the COVID-19 edition
They really made an effort to stay on top of this one. They had hand sanitizer everywhere and the staff wore masks. You could tell they took it seriously, which really helped me relax. They provided Individually-wrapped food options, and the way things were set up was definitely a Safe dining setup. There was Physical distancing of at least 1 meter and staff trained in safety protocol. This helped me feel like I was in good, safe hands, even during a pandemic.
Getting Around: The Lagos Labyrinth
Ah, Lagos traffic. A whole different beast. They offer airport transfer, Taxi service, and valet parking (thank goodness!). Navigating the city itself is an adventure. I strongly advise using ride-hailing apps. Learn the route before you go, and be prepared for chaos.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
This is where Eko Hotel really shines. The concierge is invaluable. Need a recommendation for a restaurant? They've got you covered. Need to book a tour? They'll sort it out. They have a convenience store, which is helpful. Currency exchange on site is a must-have. And I really appreciated the daily housekeeping.
For the Kids: A Family Affair
I don't travel with kids, but it's clear they're family-friendly. There are Babysitting services and Kids facilities, so that parents can enjoy some alone time.
So, Is Eko Hotel Lagos Paradise?
Look, it's Lagos. It's not perfect. There are quirks, the occasional mosquito, and traffic that could make even the most zen person lose their cool. But Eko Hotel is damn good. The location is fantastic, the rooms are comfortable, the food is varied, and the staff is generally great. They go above and beyond to provide a clean and safe experience.
Here's My Unfiltered Verdict:
Pros:
- Excellent location
- Comfortable rooms with great amenities
- Fantastic food options (especially the Asian breakfast!)
- Welcoming and helpful staff
- Good safety measures
Cons:
- Spotty Wi-Fi (in some rooms)
- Accessibility needs improvement
My Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 stars. I'd go back.
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your perfectly manicured, Instagram-filtered itinerary. This is real life, Eko Hotel Gardens edition. And trust me, it’s gonna be a ride. Prepare for a trip that’s less "smooth sailing," more "rowing upstream in a canoe with questionable structural integrity."
Eko Hotel Gardens: A (Slightly Chaotic) Adventure
(Day 1: Arrival - The Siren Song of the Pool & Questionable Pizza Choices)
- 1:00 PM: Landed. Blessed. The air is thick, the sun is relentless, and my makeup has already surrendered. Lagos, you dramatic diva, you! The drive to Eko Hotel was a glorious symphony of honking horns and what I think were friendly shouts. This is what I came for.
- 2:00 PM: Check-in. Everything is lovely. Lush. Green. But my room… (deep breath) … okay, the view from the balcony is actually pretty spectacular. A shimmering vista of the Atlantic, and the hotel's lush gardens. But, and this is a big but, the AC is currently staging a sit-in. I've called maintenance, and am hoping they do not take too long.
- 3:00 PM: The pool! Finally! Dipped into the water and let the sun melt away my city stress. There's a slight scent of chlorine and carefree abandon. This is the life. Watched a young boy splash around, laughing freely, forgetting I was a stressed adult at this point.
- 4:00 PM: Poolside drama. Okay, maybe "drama" is a strong word. But a woman near me was getting SERIOUS side-eye from her husband. The reason? A particularly persistent waiter. Bless him, he was trying, but she was having none of it. "No, thank you, I do not want another cocktail, and DO NOT call me darling". Good for her. Maybe I should adopt her as my spirit animal.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at the Italian restaurant. Here's where things took a turn. The pizza? Let’s just say it was… adventurous. The crust was a bit… cardboard-y. The toppings were a little sparse. My pizza choice may have come too early in the day. I could have gone for some jollof rice. I did take a bite and realized I should have ordered some more Nigerian food, but I wasn't really in the mood. Ended up ordering two bottles of water.
- 7:30 PM: Back in my room. AC still a no-show. Maintenance promised they'd be back "soon." (Nigerian time, perhaps?) Spent an hour staring at that view and willing the temperature to drop. Currently debating sleeping in the balcony, mosquitoes be damned.
- 9:00 PM: Gave up on the AC. The balcony it is! Mosquito repellent in hand, ready to fight the good fight against those tiny, bloodthirsty warriors.
(Day 2: Art, Culture, and Questionable Decisions)
- 9:00 AM: Finally. AC fixed. Hallelujah! I'll never take cool air for granted ever again. Decided to start the day right with a delicious breakfast. Then went to the gym. The hotel gym is well-equipped, though it has quite a few men. I could not stop trying to think of the best exercise to do, as I was trying not to make eye contact with anyone.
- 10:00 AM: The National Museum. Decided to brave Lagos traffic. I've always loved history. And this? Was intense. The exhibits were fascinating, the art? Beautiful. It gave me shivers. But it also made me realize how little I actually knew. The history of Nigeria is incredibly rich and complex, and I left feeling humbled and a little overwhelmed.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch at a local restaurant (thanks, Google Maps!). Got myself a delicious bowl of Pepper Soup. It was spicy, flavorful, and exactly what I needed. Then I took a cab, which seemed like pure chaos.
- 2:00 PM: Shopping at the Lekki Market. This place is CRAZY. A sensory overload of fabrics, artwork, and, well, negotiation. I haggled for a beautiful piece of Adire fabric and probably overpaid by a mile, but I couldn't resist the colors. My heart was just so happy. I ended up going crazy and spending what felt like 100,000 Naira. I knew I would regret this the next day.
- 5:00 PM: Back to the hotel room. Exhausted and covered in dust. Needed a nap.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner at a fancy seafood restaurant. The food was absolutely amazing, the service was impeccable. I felt like I was in a world apart from the chaos of the market. The sunset was spectacular. I had a moment of pure bliss, looking out at the water.
(Day 3: The Aftermath (and Leaving with a Heavy Heart))
- 10:00 AM: Brunch at the hotel restaurant. Ordered the full English. Needed the carbs. Still feeling the effects of the Adire-buying spree. I can't stop checking my purchases.
- 12:00 PM: Pool time! Again! Just soaking in the sun, trying to process everything. Honestly, I'm going to miss it here.
- 1:00 PM: Packing. The dreaded task. Seriously, how did I accumulate so much stuff in just three days?
- 3:00 PM: Farewell. Said goodbye to the amazing hotel staff. Lagos, you magnificent, messy, chaotic, utterly captivating city. If I could have stayed here, I would have.
Final Thoughts:
This wasn't a perfect trip. There were moments of frustration, moments of confusion and moments of pure, unadulterated magic. But that's life, isn’t it? It's messy, unpredictable, and sometimes, you just have to embrace the chaos and go with the flow (or at least, attempt to). Eko Hotel Gardens, you were a rollercoaster. Thank you for the ride. And Lagos, I'll be back. I promise. Now, where's my jollof rice? I can practically taste it.
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