Tangerang's Hottest Sky House 1BR + Extra Room! (BSD Travelio)
Tangerang's Hottest Sky House (BSD Travelio): My (Unfiltered) Take - Is It Worth the Hype?!
Alright, buckle up, because I'm about to spill the tea on the Tangerang's Hottest Sky House 1BR + Extra Room! (BSD Travelio). Forget the glossy brochure; this is the real deal, messy opinions and all. I'm talking everything - from the fluffy towels to whether the Wi-Fi actually works (crucial, people, crucial!). Let's dive in…
First Impressions: Location & Accessibility - Finding Sky House (and sanity)
Getting here was… an experience. Tangerang, bless its heart, isn't exactly known for its intuitive navigation. But finally, after dodging a few bajajs and muttering under my breath, I arrived. Accessibility wise, it's decent. The main entrance seemed pretty accessible, though honestly, I didn't scrutinize every single ramp. My luggage trolley could handle it, which is usually my litmus test. The car park [free of charge] was a definite plus - parking in this area can be a nightmare. Bonus points for the car park [on-site]. The Airport transfer option? Didn't use it, but good to know it exists (because sometimes, the bajaj just isn't cutting it).
Amenities & Services: The Good, the Bad, and the "Meh"
Let's start with the gold stars, shall we?
- Internet is KING! Praise the Wi-Fi gods! Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! And thank goodness, because I'm useless without it. Internet access? Check. Internet [LAN]? (Yes, I did test that LAN port.) Double check. Internet services? No complaints. You need good internet these days, and Sky House delivered.
- Cleanliness and Safety (or, the Pandemic Edition): Okay, they take this seriously. Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer everywhere. Felt WAY safer than my local grocery store. They also offer Room sanitization opt-out available if you're feeling super environmentally conscious, which is nice. They also have Staff trained in safety protocol which is a good thing. The CCTV in common areas and CCTV outside property also added to the feeling of security the 24-hour Security also does.
- Rooms, Rooms, Rooms! (and that EXTRA room…) The 1BR + Extra Room is a game-changer. That "Extra Room" is basically a den. Air conditioning in the blistering Tangerang heat? YES, PLEASE. Blackout curtains? Essential for sleeping in. And those slippers! Little things, but they make a difference. The high floor I was on gave INCREDIBLE views, and the window that opens was a godsend for fresh air (though I did wish it was a mosquito-proof window). The extra room was perfect for dumping my luggage. The extra long bed? Amazing!
Now, the "Meh" category:
- Fitness Center: I peeked in. Looked… functional. Don't get your hopes up for a state-of-the-art gym. I'm more of a "walking to the fridge" kind of exerciser anyway. Same for the Pool with view - it looked great. I’m not a pool person (sunburns and chlorine, yuck!).
- Services & Conveniences: Daily housekeeping was a definite plus. They were efficient and friendly. The concierge? Helpful, but not exactly mind-reading. Same with the convenience store - good for snacks, but not the BEST selection. The dry cleaning and laundry service are also there.
- Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Here's where things get a bit… interesting. There's a coffee shop (decent coffee), and the selection of restaurants on-site varies to a degree. Room service [24-hour]? Another win. The bar atmosphere was a little too “hotel-y” for my tastes, though. The breakfast [buffet] was… typical. I loaded up on the fruit (the best part, by far), but the hot food? Shrugs. I'm a picky eater, so your mileage may vary. They have Asian breakfast, Western breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant which gives you choices!
- Eating in the room is also a good option! The kitchen and breakfast in room is a godsend when I’m lazy.
The "Would Be Great If" List:
- More plant-based options on the room service menu (seriously, a girl needs options!).
- A better selection of craft beer at the bar.
- A more intuitive layout for the in-room lighting controls (I'm easily confused, sue me!)
Things to Do (Besides Exist):
So, aside from the basics? The Spa/sauna, Steamroom, and Swimming pool - maybe if I was feeling extra. Massage, Body scrub and Body wrap also on the menu. Things to do in the area? BSD City is a bit of a… project. Depends on what you're into. There's shopping and some decent food options nearby, but it's not exactly a cultural mecca.
My Emotional Rollercoaster:
Okay, let’s cut the BS. I went in with low expectations and, honestly, they were mostly met. The room was comfortable, the Wi-Fi reliable (a BIG win), and the staff were friendly. However, I had a minor crisis. I arrived late. I was tired. I needed a damn burger (not on the menu). I wanted a burger. Instead I was staring at noodles. My eyes watered. I made a sad noise, but then I remembered the in-room snacks and decided everything was gonna be ok.
The Verdict: Who Should Book Sky House?
- Business travelers (the Wi-Fi and the desk space are perfect)
- Families, because of the "extra room" and they have Babysitting service!
- Anyone needing a reliable, comfortable base in BSD City.
- People who appreciate a good view!
The Persuasive Pitch: Book Now!
Okay, listen up! Are you tired of cramped hotel rooms with dodgy Wi-Fi and zero character? Tangerang's Hottest Sky House 1BR + Extra Room! (BSD Travelio) gives you space to breathe, reliable internet to be productive, and a comfortable base in the heart of BSD.
But here's the kicker: get the extra room to yourself! With its spacious layout, and stunning views, this isn't just a hotel room; it's your home away from home (for a little while, at least).
This is your escape from the ordinary. It’s your chance to relax, recharge, and maybe even (gasp!) get some work done.
Book now, and experience a stay that's as unforgettable as my review! Trust me; you deserve it. And hey, if you see me in the elevator, come say hi! (And maybe share your burger. Just kidding… mostly.)
Jakarta's HOTTEST 1BR Deal: Maple Park Sunter Paradise Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's meticulously planned itinerary. This is… my attempt at conquering Nice 1BR with Extra Room Sky House BSD By Travelio in Tangerang, Indonesia. Consider this less a schedule and more a… well, a suggestion of how things might go. Let's dive in, shall we?
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Bed Hunt (and the Existential Dread of Travel)
- 14:00 - Arrival and the Key Saga: Oh, sweet freedom! Or so I thought. Getting the key from the designated box was like a mini-escape room. Instructions? Cryptic at best. The building security guard (who, bless him, looked like he'd seen a thousand sunsets… and probably forgotten most of them) mumbled something about an "app" and "QR code." Finally, after 20 minutes of flailing and the distinct feeling of my blood pressure rising, success. I had a key. I felt like Indiana Jones. Now, where's my whip?
- 14:30 - The Apartment Reveal (and Instant Regret): Entering the apartment was a moment. The photos online… well, they had obviously been taken with a filter brighter than my future. It was nice. The view was…well, it overlooked a construction site, but hey, progress, right? The biggest issue? The bed. First, I couldn't find the bed. I stared at it, perplexed. I found a bed I guessed but it's very hard to get into the bed, the bed should be more high, like the sofa. I realized it was a… futon? On the floor? Did I miss something? This wasn't the "luxury" I was promised. This was… a test of my back.
- 15:00 - Grocery Store Shenanigans: Okay, the fridge was empty, and I was STARVING. Off to the local supermarket! This is where the real adventure began. Navigating the aisles was a cultural immersion in itself. I ended up buying things I didn't need, couldn't identify, and definitely couldn't pronounce. I ended up with a suspicious-looking fruit ("Does this even look edible?" I wondered) and a package with pictures of what appeared to be… shrimp crackers? I didn't even like shrimp crackers. Sigh.
- 16:00-18:00 - Settling In (and Silent Screaming): I attempted to unpack. I say "attempted" because I quickly realized I had overpacked. Of course, I did! Why wouldn't I? I'm a master packer. (Mostly). Then I tried to figure out the AC controls (ancient technology). Then the WiFi (slow). "Ah, the joys of travel," I muttered, mostly to myself.
- 18:00 - Dinner! (Hopefully Edible): That suspicious fruit I bought? It turned out to be incredibly delicious. A small victory. The shrimp crackers? Still a mystery, but the fact that I survived my first day, so all is well. Ordering in seemed a sensible solution. I did!
Day 2: The BSD Adventure (and the Quest for Coffee)
- 08:00 - Wake Up (and Back Pain): The futon delivered on its promise of back pain. This is going to be a long week. Coffee. Must. Have. Coffee.
- 08:30 - The Coffee Quest: Finding decent coffee in BSD was proving to be a challenge. I stumbled upon a small cafe with a line out the door. Was it good? I honestly couldn't tell. I may have drunk it like water. (I'm starting to think I was getting sick.)
- 09:00-12:00 - BSD Exploration (and Complete Confusion): I decided to actually explore the area. BSD is massive. I wandered aimlessly for a while, getting a little lost, and then giving up. I ended up at a mall, which was filled with a cacophony of sounds. (Can't they turn it down?) I went into a shop, I didn't buy anything. I can't do this.
- 12:00 - Lunch (and the Overwhelming Menu): Another restaurant. The menu was an essay. Each dish sounded amazing, and I was paralyzed by options. I'd just go for the usual. Chicken rice.
- 13:00 - Back To The Condo (and the Existential Dread, Part 2): Ah, yes. The apartment. It's fine. The construction site outside is progressing.
- 14:00-17:00 - Work (and The Cat Nap): I had some work to do. After a productive hour or so, I took a nap (in the bed).
- 17:00 - Shower: The shower was… adequate. The water pressure was good. The temperature was questionable.
- 18:00 - Dinner: I ordered in again. I'm starting to wonder if I will interact with the world.
Day 3: A Day Trip to Jakarta? (Maybe… Probably Not)
- 09:00 - Contemplating Jakarta: The guidebooks say Jakarta is a must-see. The Google Maps says it's a traffic nightmare. Feeling the futon still. I am staying put.
- 09:30 - The Pool? (Maybe, Just Maybe): The complex does have a pool. Maybe I'll go. The thought of putting on a swimsuit feels like a monumental task.
- 10:30 - The Pool… I Did It!: Okay, I went to the pool. It was… fine. A few kids were splashing, and a woman was doing laps with a ferocity I could only admire. I lasted about 20 minutes.
- 11:00 - Lunch Again: Chicken rice?
- 12:30 - The Room (and More Silent Screaming): I spent the rest of the day in what I'm calling a "self-imposed apartment arrest," reading, working, and attempting to decipher the Indonesian news on my phone.
- 18:00 - Dinner (and the Great Cheese Dilemma): The grocery store had this incredible selection of cheese. I bought way too much. I ended up eating cheese for every meal. So good.
(I’ll spare you the details of Days 4-7. Let's just say it involved more bed-related angst, more questionable food choices, and a growing sense of bewilderment at the world.)
Quirky Observations & Final Thoughts:
- The air conditioning in the apartment was either freezing or not working at all. There was no in-between.
- The traffic in Tangerang is a force of nature. It's a dance of honking and skillful weaving.
- The people of Indonesia are incredibly kind and helpful, even when you're clearly struggling with basic tasks like "using the elevator."
- This apartment wasn't "luxury," but it was… an experience. An experience that involved a lot of cheese and a futon that still haunts my dreams.
- Would I recommend this place? Maybe. If you're looking for an adventure, a little chaos, and are not afraid of a slightly uncomfortable bed, sure. If you crave perfection? Run away, and run far.
- I need a vacation… from my vacation.
And with that, folks, I bid you farewell. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to nurse my back and contemplate the meaning of life. And maybe, just maybe, order some more shrimp crackers. They grew on me. (Sort of.)
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FAQ: Why Am I So Tired All The Time? (And Can I Blame My Cat?)
Alright, let's be real. Tiredness? My *constant* companion. I swear, I could sleep for a week and still wake up feeling like I've wrestled a bear...and *lost*. So, the burning question: why?
The usual suspects, right? Lack of sleep (duh!), stress (current life's motto), questionable diet (pizza for dinner again? Don't judge me!), and maybe, just *maybe*, a lurking medical issue. But here's a thought... is it my cat, Mittens? She's adorable, yes. But she also wakes me up at 4 AM for a breakfast of *demands* and then curls up on the *exact* spot I want to occupy in the bed and purrs like a tiny, furry diesel engine. Is that a factor? Almost certainly. I mean, she's a fluffy, purring tyrant. Bless her adorable little heart.
My "Expert" Opinion: It's probably a combination of everything. And, frankly, I'm not sure I *want* to fix it. The tired, the stress, the cat, the pizza…it's all part of the glorious, messy, and hilariously exhausting package that is *my* life.
FAQ: What's the Deal with Procrastination? ...Asking for a Friend (Who is Me.)
Procrastination. Oh, it's my *art form*. I have PhD in it. I'm writing this FAQ instead of, you know, that thing I *really* should be doing. It's a talent, really, the ability to put things off until the absolute, crushing, panic-inducing last minute.
Why do we do this self-sabotaging dance? Honestly, I think it comes down to a fundamental fear of... well, actually *doing* stuff. Of failing, of not being good enough. (Deep breaths. This is therapy, right?)
Then there's the lure of shiny objects. Suddenly, cleaning the oven is *infinitely* more appealing than writing that report. Or re-organizing your sock drawer. (True story. I spent *hours* perfecting my sock organization system instead of... well, you get it.)
My Procrasti-Advice: Okay, I’m going to be honest. I haven't found a cure. I'm still, gloriously, a procrastinator. But here's what *sometimes* works: break things down into tiny, manageable tasks. Promise yourself a reward (a snack, a mindless TikTok break... whatever floats your boat) for completing each tiny step. And, most importantly, forgive yourself. We. Are. Human. We will procrastinate. Embrace the chaos. (And maybe set a deadline. A *real* one.)
FAQ: Is it Normal To Feel Like You're Constantly Failing at Life? (Asking for a friend...again.)
Whew. Okay. This one hits a little *too* close to home. The feeling of constantly falling short? Yep. I've got a subscription to that. It shows up in my inbox every day, I swear.
Here's the thing: social media. It's a highlight reel, a curated fantasy. Everyone's posting their perfect vacations, their perfectly-decorated homes, their perfectly-behaved children. Meanwhile, I'm here, struggling to keep the houseplants alive and wondering if anyone *truly* has their life together. (Spoiler alert: probably not.)
I remember one time, I was *convinced* I was the biggest failure in the world. I was like, 25, had a terrible job, and had just gotten dumped. I just curled up on my couch, and I just sat there for like, three hours. I just kinda looked out the window. And felt like I was *never* going to be happy.
The Truth? Most people feel like they're failing, *sometimes*. It's part of the human experience. The key is to remember that everyone's battling something, even if they don't show it. And, more importantly, to be kind to yourself. You're doing the best you can. And that, my friends, is often enough. (Even if it doesn't feel like it.)
FAQ: What Are My Favorite Things? ( Because Why Not?)
Ah, finally, a question I don't have to pretend to have a well-reasoned answer to. Because sometimes, you just need to talk about the good stuff, you know? Lifting the mood a little.
In no particular order, mostly because I can't really order things right now:
- My cat: Well, mostly. She can be a royal pain, but mostly pretty good.
- Coffee: Black, strong, and plentiful. It's the fuel of my existential dread (and my writing habit).
- Books: I am a sucker for a good book.
- Rainy Days: Cozy. Atmospheric. A perfect excuse to do absolutely nothing.
- Socks: See above. Very important. You're judging me, aren't you?
The Takeaway: Find the little things that bring you joy. They're the anchors in the storm. Even if those anchors are, you know, *socks*. And a grumpy cat.
FAQ: Is it Okay to Cry at Commercials? (And other absurd questions)
Okay, this is a good one. Because, YES. Absolutely. Absolutely. I cry at commercials. The ones with the sad dogs and the heartwarming reunions. I'm a blubbering mess. I can't help it. I'm a *human*. I *have* feelings!
You know what gets me going? Those damn car commercials, with the families going on road trips and laughing... I just... ugh. Makes me want to buy a station wagon and... I'm getting off track.
I have to confess something. I am *that* person. The one who gets teary-eyed at the end of *every* Disney movie. At the end of every feel-good *anything*. So, cry at the commercials. Cry at the dog videos. Cry at the thought of all that... well, it all gets to me.
In Conclusion: Emotions are good. Crying is good. Let it all out. (And maybe keep a box of tissues handy.) And don't ever, ever, let anyone tell you it's not okay to feel your feels.
