Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: Collection O President Guwahati—India's Hidden Gem!
Guwahati's Got a Secret: Unbelievable Luxury at Collection O President (And I'm Still Thinking About That Pool!)
Okay, let's be real. Finding a truly hidden gem can feel like searching for a unicorn in a spice market. But, folks, I think I found it. And I'm still riding the high of my stay at Collection O President Guwahati – I'm talking a blissful, unbelievable experience. Seriously, I'm going to gush. Prepare yourselves.
Accessibility: Smooth Sailing (Mostly!)
First things first: Accessibility. This one's a mixed bag, which is always the truth, isn't it? Wheelchair accessibility isn't screamingly present, but the elevator is a godsend, and the lobby is thankfully spacious. While not a fully-fledged accessibility wonderland, they're definitely trying. I saw helpful staff and things felt generally navigable. Getting around is easy, with airport transfer available (thank goodness!), taxi service, and even car parking [free of charge]. You’re covered, whether you’re rolling in or arriving by… well, whatever!
Rooms: My Personal Fortress of Solace (Especially with Free Wi-Fi!)
Let’s get down to brass tacks: the rooms. They are gorgeous. Seriously, I'm still picturing that perfectly crisp white linen. Air conditioning? Check. Blackout curtains? Double-check! (Bless them, because, hello, jet lag!). I'm a sucker for a good bathtub, and this place delivered. Then there were little things that just made the stay. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! (YES!), complimentary tea, and a mini bar just waiting to be raided. And the safe box? Crucial for a worrier like me. The hair dryer was powerful (thank you, hotel gods!). They really nailed the small details. Oh, and the Wi-Fi [free]? Solid. Couldn't ask for more, honestly.
Cleanliness and Safety: Feeling Safe Enough To Actually Unwind
Okay, post-pandemic travel anxiety is REAL. But Collection O President takes cleanliness VERY seriously. I noticed daily disinfection in common areas, rooms sanitized between stays, and the staff were super diligent and professional. Hand sanitizer stations everywhere. Staff trained in safety protocol – it just made me feel… safe. They even had anti-viral cleaning products and individually-wrapped food options. They've got the fire extinguisher, smoke alarms, CCTV in common areas and outside the property, a 24-hour front desk and security, and non-smoking rooms. The amount of things they have set up for security is a little unnerving, but you'd have it any other way?
Dining, Drinking & Snacking: Foodie Paradise? Maybe Not, But…
Okay, here’s where things get a little… complex. The restaurants offer a good spread. Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Western breakfast, and Western cuisine in restaurant. There’s also room service which is, in my book, a major win. Prices were reasonable given the service and the overall setup. Coffee/tea in restaurant? You betcha. They have a bar and a poolside bar, which is essential (read: lifesaving) when you're trying to maximize the relaxation. The desserts in restaurant were a bit hit or miss. I will say, though, the salad in restaurant was surprisingly fresh and delicious! And that bottle of water waiting in my room? A small touch, but it made a difference. The breakfast [buffet] was decent, but a slightly more varied offering on some days would've been great. As for the snack bar, I didn't personally hit it up. But hey, options!
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: The Reason I'm Writing This Review!
Now, this is where Collection O President Guwahati truly shines. Here we go: the swimming pool [outdoor]. Oh. My. God. I’m still dreaming about it. Sparkling water, beautiful views. It's a pool with a view, people! I spent a solid afternoon (or two… or three…) just… existing. Spa/sauna and a steamroom – perfect for melting away stress. They also offer treatments like a body scrub and body wrap. There's a fitness center, too, for those more motivated than I am, although the pool IS a workout, if you treat it right. Just floating there, staring into the endless sky… pure bliss. And the massage? Chef’s kiss. I came out feeling like a new person.
Services and Conventionalities: More Than You Expect
They do the basics EXCELLENTLY. Daily housekeeping was impeccable. The concierge was helpful, and the laundry service was a life-saver after that unfortunate curry incident. There's luggage storage (essential), and even a convenience store for those last-minute essentials. Oh, and the dry cleaning? Absolutely impeccable. Meeting/banquet facilities for those who need them (I didn’t, thank God). And the elevator is a lifesaver, particularly with all the relaxation options.
For the Kids: Okay, But Maybe Not Your Primary Focus
They're family/child friendly with babysitting service and kids facilities. I didn't see a ton of kids around, so perhaps it is still being set up but hey, it is there.
Getting Around: Easy Breezy
As I said before, the airport transfer is clutch. Car parking [free of charge] is a huge plus in a busy city. They also have a taxi service which is helpful.
The Quirks, The Imperfections & The Real Stuff
Here's where I get real: No place is perfect. I'm still trying to figure out if the coffee shop was open on weekends (minor complaint, yes, I need my caffeine fix!). The signage could be slightly improved. And… well, that's about it. Honestly.
The Verdict: Book It. Now.
Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: Collection O President Guwahati is a winner. It's a haven of tranquility with a perfect balance of services, amenities, and genuine hospitality. It's where you can truly relax and rediscover yourself.
Here's my pitch, my offer, my passionate plea for you to book this hotel:
Stop Dreaming, Start Living! Experience Unbelievable Luxury at Collection O President Guwahati – Your Gateway to Relaxation in Assam!
Imagine this:
- Waking up in a gorgeous, spotless room with the finest linen, all the comforts of home – and then some.
- Floating in a stunning outdoor swimming pool with incredible views, forgetting all your worries.
- Indulging in a rejuvenating massage at the spa and feeling all your stress melt away.
- Enjoying delicious meals, with options to fill everyone's needs.
- Knowing that you're safe and sound, with world-class hygiene and safety protocols in place.
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You deserve it! Your mind, body, and soul will thank you. And you might just end up as obsessed with that pool as I am. Seriously, book it. You won’t regret it!
Uncover the Secrets of Yarcombe's Haunted Belfry!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to plunge into the glorious, messy, and probably slightly chaotic world of my (attempted) zen retreat at Collection O President Guwahati. This isn't going to be a perfectly curated Instagram post. This is the real deal. Prepare yourselves.
Itinerary: Collection O President Guwahati - Operation: Find Inner Peace (and Maybe Some Decent Momos)
Day 1: Arrival, Airport Shenanigans, and the Quest for Wifi (and Sanity)
7:00 AM (ish) – Arrival at Guwahati Airport (GAU): Okay, let's be honest, "arrival" is putting it mildly. My flight was delayed (naturally), and I spent the better part of an hour battling the sheer, humid, unadulterated mass of humanity that is a busy Indian airport. Sweaty brows and the general feeling of being a tiny, bewildered fish in a raging river. Found my pre-booked car (thank the travel gods), finally, after what felt like a trek through the outer reaches of the known universe.
8:30 AM - Arrive at Collection O President: The building is… well, it's a building. It looks like a hotel. Inside is good, but I am running on fumes and a caffeine withdrawal headache. Check-in was smooth, thank goodness.
9:00 AM - Hotel Room Exploration & Wifi Hunt: My room. It's got a bed, a desk, and the sacred, elusive Wifi. Finding the Wifi password was a QUEST. A true test of my patience. (Spoiler alert: It was on a tiny sign stuck under the desk. Seriously, hotel gods, why are they always hidden?). Finally, connected. Bliss. Now to upload those slightly blurry pics of the airport to Instagram, for all to see!
9:30 AM - Unpack and collapse on the bed: Ah, the sweet surrender of a hotel bed. I sink into it like a marshmallow in a cup of hot cocoa. The exhaustion of travel is starting to settle in, and the thought of actual "zen" seems a million miles away. More like "zen… eventually, maybe later."
10:30 AM - The Great Coffee Crisis: The hotel coffee? Let's just say it's… trying. It's a bit watery and definitely not strong enough to combat the jet lag. I did what any sensible person would do: ordered a double espresso from room service. Here's hoping.
11:30 AM - The City Tour: Today I hired a driver to take me to some historical sites, I think, its the best way to dive into the local flavors immediately.
1:00 PM - Lunch Time at a Local Restaurant: I can't even pronounce the name of the place, but the food is fantastic. I ordered a Thali. So many colors, so many tastes… I'm already in love with this place.
3:00 PM - Time to Relax: Back at the hotel, I tried to meditate, but my mind was too active. I was thinking about everything.
6:00 PM - Dinner at the restaurant: This time I chose the western cuisine.
7:00 PM - Explore Surrounding Area: Walking around the hotel area, exploring some local shops.
8:00 PM - Back to the Room: Ready to write my journal and go to sleep.
8:30 PM - Sleep at Last: Oh, how I love my bed!
Day 2: Culture Shock and Momos, Oh My! (And a Failed Attempt at Yoga)
7:00 AM - Wake Up, Mostly Regret It: Okay, let's be honest, the yoga in the morning was a failure. I twisted myself into pretzel shapes (mostly because I'm more of a "beer and pizza" pretzel kind of person), and by the end, my back was screaming in protest. Maybe I need a different kind of zen… like, the kind that involves a comfy chair and a good book.
8:00 AM - Breakfast Panic: The breakfast buffet! Such a beautiful chaos! I'm surrounded by things I've never seen before. The food is good though.
9:00 AM - Local Market Madness: The city's market is a riot of color, sound, and smells. I'm talking spices so potent, I think I'm breathing fire, and a symphony of bartering and chatter that's both exhilarating and utterly overwhelming. I got lost. Multiple times. Acquired a beautiful piece of fabric that I have no idea what to do with, but it's gorgeous, so there.
11:00AM - Momo Mission: I had heard whispers of legendary momos (Nepalese dumplings) in Guwahati. Finding them became my mission. After a frantic search (and several wrong turns), I found a tiny, hole-in-the-wall place. Honestly, the best momos I've ever tasted. Steaming hot, juicy, and the perfect antidote to my market-induced sensory overload. Ate three plates. No regrets.
1:00 PM - A Bit of History: I'm trying to understand the history of this place. The culture of the people is very interesting.
3:00 PM - Quiet time again - Back in the hotel to relax.
5:00 PM - Dinner at a Local Restaurant: The best thing about this hotel is the amazing options for food. The restaurant has all kinds of cuisines.
6:00 PM - Explore Surrounding Area: This time I explore near the river.
8:00 PM - Back to the Room: Ready to put my pajamas and relax.
8:30 PM - Sleep at Last: Oh, how I love my bed!
Day 3: Departure. Did I Find Zen? (Spoiler: Maybe Not, But the Momos…)
7:00 AM - Breakfast Panic: The breakfast buffet! Such a beautiful chaos! I'm surrounded by things I've never seen before. The food is good though.
8:00 AM - Final Pack and Check-Out: I'm leaving. I tried to find zen, but I still don't think I found it.
9:00 AM - Airport and Departure: Back to the airport.
12:00 AM - Arrival at Home: I arrive at home with a full heart and even fuller stomach.
Final Thoughts:
Did I achieve enlightenment? Probably not. Did I find a magical land of inner peace? Also, no.
But I did eat some amazing momos. I wandered through a chaotic market. I got gloriously lost. And I discovered that even when the world feels overwhelming, a good nap (or a strategically placed dumpling) can make everything a little bit better.
Guwahati, you were messy, you were vibrant, and I loved (almost) every minute of you. And those momos? Worth the trip alone. Maybe I'll buy a second flight back immediately.
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